PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
My dick has a subreddit
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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