Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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