Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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