Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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