woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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