I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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