i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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