How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
This is my gift to your gina
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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