if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I FOUND THE LEGS
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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