You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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