Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Are we still banned from the library?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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