I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize