Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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