He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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