there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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