its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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