We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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