3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
time to smoke my breakfast
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
that is very illegal...i love you.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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