bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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