Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Why can't burritos get me drunk
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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