it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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