If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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