hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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