he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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