i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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