Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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