There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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