Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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