I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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