Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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