dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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