Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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