i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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