yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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