i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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