what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
NoShamevember. You game?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
