Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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