Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
