Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
did i walk over a car last night?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Floor bacon is actually really good
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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