Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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