Pappa wants mamma naked
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
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