She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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