jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Sorry about my life...
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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