So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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