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just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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