My nipple is on Facebook.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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