are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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