i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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