girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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