you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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