Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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