Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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