I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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