ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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