I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I party with great urgency now.
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